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Nov. 3rd, 2009 04:26 pm
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
I suddenly desperately want fic where Mia telecoerces Alec and Logan into having sex.

"I had no idea I wanted to do this to you."

"I didn't even think I liked you."

And Mia just giggles. "Oh, boys."


SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME NOW. Or peer-pressure me until I write it myself.

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Sep. 14th, 2009 08:56 am
jez headphones [britannia high]
This looks fun (stolen from [livejournal.com profile] speccygeekgrrl):

The "Never Will I Ever Write" Meme

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

No guarantee on length. Your "Never Will Amory Ever"s can be as specific (Inglourious Basterds, Nazi hatesex on a table) or general (mpreg) as you'd like. Come on, guys, break out the weird kinks and off-the-wall fandoms!





xD Actually, I'd probably write that Inglourious Basterds fic.


Filled So Far:
17 Again - Scarlett/young!Mike
Gossip Girl - Chuck/Rufus, Chuck/Dan
Skins - Tony/Sid, Anthea/Cook

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Jul. 29th, 2009 11:44 pm
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Did I mention I have the best friendslist ever?

talk of It's A Terrible Life and Dean/Castiel )

This fic is suddenly higher up on my DO WANT list than even the Chuck/Castiel + cocaine crack (which I still want, btw).

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Jul. 29th, 2009 04:54 pm
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
It amazes me how every single time I see a comment of yours you appear to have reached previously uncharted levels of cuntishness.

Someone anonymously hates me! My e-life is complete. [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets, I love you.
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Doesn't Do Coke (Just Likes the Way It Smells) [[688 Words]]
Star Trek 2009
Kirk/Chekov
Aliens Made Them Do It.
The request was Kirk/Chekov - Cocaine. preferably Chekov's first time. (With drugs, not sex.).

sorry, this one’s more sex pollen than coke. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
My first picspam ever, compiled using the lovely [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis screencaps, for [livejournal.com profile] fleshflutter Supernatural Picspamfest.

Everybody laughs at the amount of eating Dean does on the show, but really, I'd say both boys (and their various companions) spend way more time with beverages in hand. Don't believe me? Well, see for yourself.

Again, first picspam ever!!, so if you've got constructive criticism, I'd love to hear it. :]


obviously, somewhat image-heavy. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Going Gently... (The Rest Is Silence Mix) [[100 Words]]
Supernatural
Sam, Castiel (Dean/Castiel)
Character death.
[livejournal.com profile] remixthedrabble remix of Going Gently..., by [livejournal.com profile] maharetr.

we all thought you'd be the one to fall. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Self Pleasure (Continuity Mix) [[100 Words]]
Watchmen
Dr Manhattan/Dr Manhattan
[livejournal.com profile] remixthedrabble remix of Self Pleasure, by [livejournal.com profile] lorilann.

It is 10:03. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
QED [[310 Words]]
Star Trek 2009
Pike/Spock
UST, almost-sex (with dubious consent).
Written for this kink meme prompt: Pike/Spock. Like however anon wants. :X

Didn't come out quite the way I'd originally planned, but cruel!/manipulative!Pike taxed my believable-characterization meter too much.

it's logical, isn't it? )

62 Across, 278 Down [[186 Words]]
Star Trek 2009
Kirk/Chekov
post-film; no spoilers.
Prompt: The crew is on a mission and the locals decide to lock them all up together and sacrifice a virgin. Chekov is the only virgin of the group so they have until sunrise to deflower him and keep him safe.

he swallows back the taste of bile and )
nicholas glasses [nicholas bemberg]
Because I have fandom ADD, now I'm watching Buffy. I'm pretty sure I ship everything (Giles/Angel, what the fuck?), and the threesomes--look out for some Drusilla/Spike/Angelus or Anyanka!verse Willow/Angel/Xander in the future; I might not be able to help myself.

Leverage [[339 Words]]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angelus/Xander
Non-con, mindfuck.
In my mind, this is set during 2.18, “Killed By Death,” though it could work anywhere.

a game of cat and mouse. )
jez headphones [britannia high]
The Air You Breathe [[730 Words]]
Star Trek 2009
Kirk/Chekov
Post-film; no spoilers.

Written for this prompt at the Star Trek XI Anonymous Kink Meme: "Keptain, I don't vant to die a wergin!"
Sorry, OP. This is probably darker than you'd expected.

it can’t be long now. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
The Air You Breathe [[730 Words]]
Star Trek 2009
Kirk/Chekov
Post-film; no spoilers.

Written for this prompt at the Star Trek XI Anonymous Kink Meme: "Keptain, I don't vant to die a wergin!"
Sorry, OP. This is probably darker than you'd expected.

it can’t be long now. )

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May. 19th, 2009 04:36 pm
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
For any of you who read my fic:


Also, I've still got Dreamwidth invite codes for anyone interested.
27 times [freaks and geeks]
Just playing with Photoshop today, and expressing my love of Ensign Chekov. <3

First icons ever; let me know what you think. If anyone want a different background color, let me know.

   
27 times [freaks and geeks]
Just playing with Photoshop today, and expressing my love of Ensign Chekov. <3

First icons ever; let me know what you think. Go ahead and take them if you'd like (just credit me as the maker ;]). If anyone wants a different background color, let me know.

   
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Because Brutus is just too much fun to break.

What Is Caesar's [[174 Words]]
Rome
Brutus/Caesar
1.08, set post-Surrender Unto Caesar.
Angst. Implied past dub-con.

homecoming was far from sweet. )

To the Victor [[227 Words]]
Rome
Antony/Brutus
Post 1.07.
Impending non-con.

in which vengeance is had. )

classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Surrender Unto Caesar [[580 Words]]
Rome
Caesar/Brutus
Set post 1.07
Dubious consent. Non-explicit, rough sex.

to the victor go the spoils. )
classy motherfucker [zac efron]
Snarled [[100 Words]]
Skins
Cook/Johnny White
spoilers for 3.02, Cook.
non-con, torture.

he raises his hand, and the sound of skin on skin is loud in the empty room. )

Clear [[100 Words]]
Skins
Cassie/JJ
AU, set in the clinic.

the sweets are for her, but she can't stomach them yet. )